This was sent to me by someone today and had me in such hysterics I had to share.
Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat
A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness
A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook
I’m not sure about the tuna sandwich he is about to lob…
Old school 80s broken bin helmet.
I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see –
does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things?
Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!
And the winner by 100 miles.
This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll
sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.